Ahh...it's good to be home

Today while eating lunch...
Mama Norma flips open her cell phone, puts it to her ear, pauses, and says, "Oh..how come there is no dial tone?"

Too dapper to dap

En route to school this afternoon...
Christina: OMG, deja vu!! That's the lady and the baby we saw on the corner at this same time yesterday.
Phil: Oh yahhh! Coo...
(Christina holds out fist for a 'dap')
Phil (looks over, confused): What??
Christina: A dap!! Something cool just happened.
Phil: That's not how a dap works.

and 1.125 years later...

I'm back. Except now med school is getting hard and I have no time for long drawn out posts (as I'm sure you have no time to read long-drawn out posts, especially written by me). So I'll save the details and give you snippets...

Yesterday, after video chatting w/ Phil (we are in the same room)
Me: ooH, it says to 'rate the quality of your call.' hm, ONE STAR. that conversation was lame
Phil: I think it meant the quality of the call, not the person who you were chatting with.